31.1.2010

January 2010 stats

All bets where at least one of the teams is from Finland. These are club friendlies, League Cup, Lahti Cup and international matches.

29 Bets, 16 won, 8 void, 5 lost, ROI 133,9.

the number of bets is so small that nothing can be really said about the first month of 2010. In a sample as small as this anything can happen. In fact the number of matches is not even that big because of the early limits have been so low in some matches that the same pick has been taken 2-3 times in some cases with a bit lowered price. I also missed some good value picks because of plain personal stupidity and time management, the matches are played at awkward times in the winter.

27.1.2010

Finland this week

The season is not really getting too much closer, but a couple of matches will be played this week.

Tonight friendly indoors at Hämeenlinna, when visiting MyPa meet FC Hämeenlinna. Hämeenlinna is testing players, and won poor TPV earlier at home while MyPa have already visited FC Honka and deserved the 1-1 draw they got looking dangerous and lively at times. In the other friendly against PK35 they won 0-1 away, but as pinpointed out several times the results in these matches are impossible to read, too many substitutions and tests going on. The performance, form and readiness are that count.

MyPa is readier at this point, and an away win looks likely. MyPa - 0,5 @ 1.84

EDIT : FT 0-2 (0-1). A nice result!


In the league cup this weekend AC Oulu will host FF Jaro. Home team won a promotion after last season at Ykkönen, and Jaro have faced a lot of changes and have been active on the transfer market to both directions. Jaro are not looking too strong at this point with weakened squad and players injured at otherwise engaged (Matrone at test in the UK for example) , but I have faith in the coach Alexei Eremenko Sr that they can put up a fight. Possibly pick something later.

EDIT: AC Oulu - 0,5 @ 2.00 taken

EDIT: FT 3-2 (0-0) The odds dropped down to 1.58 which is a ridculous price for AC Oulu under any circumstances. I can sense a lot of trouble for Asian bookies this season.

FC Honka will travel to Åland to meet IFK Mariehamn. Honka won TPS in their first match of the competition 2-1 after a good performance while MIFK is just starting the season. Honka is pretty much unchanged since last season and obviously in good form, however as there are no observations of the hosts atm this looks like a no bet to me.

Personally for me the most interesting competition is Uusi Lahti Cup at, you guessed it, at Lahti.

Four live matches both Friday and Saturday, excellent occasion to study the form and new players of

HJK
TamU
Haka
Lahti
KuPs
PoPa
City Stars

not so interested in the Estonian Tulevik, well, we get some international experience.

I will be busy with the Cup and unless something interesting comes up there will no bets of the League Cup matches.

EDIT: Watched 8 matches live, but will skip the remaining two as there is very little new to see. Ok results overall, but was a bit unlucky in a couple of matches where the wrong team were allowed silly goals. 

26.1.2010

Haka - JJK finally?

I have discussed about this earlier, took JJK + 0,5 @ 1.98. Let us see if the match takes place, it is still very cold out there.

More about this for example at Punter´s Lounge if you want to take part. Had my piece of action already.

EDIT: Haka - JJK FT 0-1 (0-0)

freezing conditions and not too much happened. A wonderful result for the hc and totals, anxiously waiting for the summer.

25.1.2010

Africa tonight

Have taken so far early Egypt - 0,25 @ 2.23, and according to the drift it looks like a solid bet, which naturally have very little to do with possibly winning the bet.

Mixed feelings about the Nigeria vs Zambia encounter and I will leave any decisions after the kick-off.

EDIT: The best Cameroon performance so far and a loss of half a stake. Was really expecting more defensive errors from them and earlier. Did not see that bad ref mistake coming where the non-goal was rewarded.

Strange and unacceptable.

Ivory Coast on a way home

All credit to Algeria who did well, but it occurred to me that there is a lot of work to do among the Africans to make them really understand the European concept of time. In some special occasions, like in a football match, there is only and exactly a given amout of it.

" A watch? Wise instrument bwana, creating you new time every second!

23.1.2010

No weekend shortlist this weekend

Even the list of actual bets became long, way too long even for my own liking, but hell, what can you do if they appear to be value? You probably end up dropping the winners and choosing only the losers.

There was a lot of action last night, Cups are exciting to watch, usually a bit more challenging to analyse.

I took Lille for example - in running as a matter of fact - and the result is here.

21.1.2010

Coldness trying to sabotage my JJK bet?

Ironic.

So far the worst pricing error made by a bookie this season, and they are about to be saved by the arctic weather. EDIT: Postponed to 26th January. **** all!

Took Haka - JJK ------> JJK + 1.25 @ 1.80 the other day, and yes, the price is now about the same, only the handicap has dropped to + 0,75.

And it is still way too high.

*Sigh*

These babies do not appear every day you know?

20.1.2010

Short list for European picks 20th Jan 2010

These are the ones I am most interested so far for tonight, but need more info, odds moves or live observations before doing anything. Spurs + 0,25 I have taken, and Nigeria -1.5 but the odds have risen and you get -1.25 at the same price now. The African markets have behaved funnily from the start.

Edit: not much left of these, took Monaco and Auxerre with + handicaps though. Kortrijk is another prospect in the Belgian Cup.

Genoa - 0,5 @ 2.13
Bologna - 0,25 @ 2.13
Bordeaux - 1 @ 1.94 --> 2.02 now, i will give this a chance in running

Lens -0,25 @ 2,03
Lyon - 0,25 @ 1.91




They are all favourites, and it gives me more time to think about this, because even if they drop now a bit before kick - off they will start rising again, and I get more information from the live match. There is more hurry with the + handicaps ;) On the other hand, the prices of favourites usually drop a bit towards as the kick-off gets closer, that is a good example of (human) bettor behaviour.

19.1.2010

Finland league cup kicks off 22th January with 2 exciting matches

Which, to be honest, is very good news. Not that I do not like European football because I love it, but to make a profit out of it requires a lot more hard work (if you can call watching football on telly as hard work, well there is some trading involved) than my own leagues. There is also a need to use secondary sources which is not my preferred style of doing things.

All the information and knowlegde about Finnish football is already cumulated in my database and in my head.

Haka will host JJK on Friday at 12.30 unless it gets too cold (-10 forecasted which would be acceptable) as the match is scheduled to take place outdoors, and last season´s runner-up FC Honka  welcome third placed TPS at Esport Areena, indoors, at 14.00 CET.

I have my estimations more or less ready, but need to get my bets in first to be able to discuss this any further. The markets at smaller leagues are way too vulnerable and the margins too small and there is really no room for spoiling the advantage of getting your hands into fresh early asian prices!.

The last weekend of January I am heading to a traditional cup competition at Lahti, named as Uusi Lahti Cup. There will be 4 matches both Friday and Saturday and two on Sunday. It helps a lot in trying to identify some new players for the participating clubs.  HJK, Tamu, KuPs, Haka, Lahti, PoPa, City Stars and JK Viljandi Tulevik.

Odds for League Cup on Friday, I think. Fixtures for this competition here.


EDIT: Surpisingly the early odds came today to Sbobet, unfortunately only with the following lines which I happily took already, but with limits and the odds dropped right away.

Honka did sell their playmaker and most influential player Joel Perovuo to Djurgården and also Rasmus Schuller will be out for several weeks, but there is a lot of depth in the squad still, and at home at Esport they have been almost invincible year after year. TPS have lost all of their midfield including best players Wayne Brown and Kasper Hämäläinen, not to mention the talismanic and very peculiar manager Pasi Rautiainen and should be suffering again at Espoo. Last time around they lost 4-0 if my memory serves me right, but it could had gone a lot worse.

Honka - 0,25 @ 1.77

is a steal, but the JJK odds - and handicaps - are the ones which will go down soon! Pure madness from our Asian friends and obviously estimated directly from the final table of 2009. JJK 2010 is the better team of these two!


JJK + 1,25 @ 1.80

Edit2: JJK + 1 @ 1.98 now. Very much worth taking!

Edit3: they are learning it the hard way, JJK + 1 now 1.63. 


Edit4: The Haka match is postponed and bookies got help from the sky. The price for JJK  + 0,75 is now 1.66, but like I said the game is off.


No streams available for these but they will be open for livebetting. However, as I probably mentioned before or at least Nordic Football News have, most Veikkausliiga matches this season will be televised. 





16.1.2010

Pre-season in Finland finally kicking-off!

You all are obviously aware that the League Cup starts 22nd January with all the excitement and glory, but fortunately that is not all! The friendly season is on at last, and teams from all top leagues are busy filling their training programs with friendlies - mostly to be played indoors.

Last night two Veikkausliiga teams started 2010 with following results;

PoPa - TPS 2-4 (Wusu 3 goals?!) report
PK35-MyPa 0-1 (Kurittu) report

To my big surprise also PK35 match was also in offer at asian bookies. Usually they do not like the matches where full 90 minutes is not played; because of training schedules most indoor matches have to be finished within a period of 90 minutes, including ht break - and the actual playing time is something like 2 * 42 minutes...

That was a reality check for you, this is not Anfield.

14.1.2010

Latest Veikkausliiga News

No reason to copy and paste the newest transfers as I can simply just a copy the link to the resourceful

Nordic Football News.

There has also been a lot of debate and praise of the recently published 2010 fixture list for Veikkausliiga, and of the fact that most matches this season will be televised. A fact, which is likely to increase the popularity of the League which is one of the few (semi)professional leagues on during the European summer  season.

The League office miraculously managed to fit in all matches so that they do not clash with the South African World Cup. A big Hand from here!

13.1.2010

Haiti & Angolan terrorists

One might argue if it is acceptable to talk about football, betting and fun as there are people suffering at terrorist attacks, earthquakes and other disasters at the very same time.

As much as I wanted that none of these things never happened they do. Every bloody day somewhere in the world.

My mate Bjorn Heidelstrom - a 100 % football man himself - has resolved this dilemma at a personal level by taking a longish bicycle ride from Oslo, Norway to South Africa, talking about football and refugees for whoever who is willing to listen.




Maybe you should listen too? Follow the link and start making a difference.

Veikkausliiga 2010 fixture list

Here in the link.

First round 16th of April. A lot of TV-games, so you can all enjoy the World´s best Finnisg Football League LIVE!



Kierros 1
KuPS
vs
HJK

pe
19:00
16.4.
Urho


FC Lahti
vs
FF Jaro

la
19:00
17.4.
Urho


AC Oulu
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
18.4.


VPS
vs
JJK

su
18:30
18.4.


FC Honka
vs
MYPA

su
19:00
18.4.
Urho


Haka
vs
TPS

ma
18:30
19.4.
Canal+


FC Inter
vs
IFK Mariehamn

ma
20:30
19.4.
Urho







Kierros 2
Tampere United
vs
JJK

pe
19:00
23.4.
Urho


MYPA
vs
AC Oulu

la
19:00
24.4.
Urho


FF Jaro
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
25.4.


KuPS
vs
FC Lahti

su
18:30
25.4.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
VPS

su
19:00
25.4.
Urho


TPS
vs
FC Honka

ma
18:30
26.4.
Canal+


HJK
vs
Haka

ma
20:30
26.4.
Urho






Kierros 3
Haka
vs
FF Jaro

pe
19:00
30.4.
Urho


FC Honka
vs
IFK Mariehamn

la
19:00
1.5.
Urho


VPS
vs
HJK

su
18:30
2.5.


JJK
vs
TPS

su
18:30
2.5.


AC Oulu
vs
KuPS

su
19:00
2.5.
Urho


FC Inter
vs
FC Lahti

ma
18:30
3.5.
Canal+


Tampere United
vs
MYPA

ma
20:30
3.5.
Urho






Kierros 4
TPS
vs
VPS

pe
19:00
7.5.
Urho


MYPA
vs
JJK

la
19:00
8.5.
Urho


KuPS
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
9.5.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
9.5.



FF Jaro
vs
FC Honka

su
19:00
9.5.
Urho


HJK
vs
AC Oulu

ma
18:30
10.5.
Canal+


FC Lahti
vs
Haka

ma
20:30
10.5.
Urho







Kierros 5
FC Lahti
vs
MYPA

pe
19:00
14.5.
Urho



TPS
vs
FC Inter

la
19:00
15.5.
Urho


AC Oulu
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
18:30
16.5.


FF Jaro
vs
VPS

su
18:30
16.5.



FC Honka
vs
HJK

su
19:00
16.5.
Urho


Tampere United
vs
Haka

ma
18:30
17.5.
Canal+


KuPS
vs
JJK

ma
20:30
17.5.
Urho






Kierros 6
Haka
vs
AC Oulu

pe
19:00
21.5.
Urho


JJK
vs
FC Honka

su
18:30
23.5.


VPS
vs
KuPS

su
18:30
23.5.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
FF Jaro

su
19:00
23.5.
Urho


HJK
vs
FC Lahti

ma
18:30
24.5.
Canal+


FC Inter
vs
Tampere United

ma
18:30
24.5.


MYPA
vs
TPS

ma
20:30
24.5.
Urho













Kierros 7
FC Lahti
vs
JJK

pe
19:00
28.5.
Urho


IFK Mariehamn
vs
HJK

la
19:00
29.5.
Urho


KuPS
vs
TPS

su
18:30
30.5.


FF Jaro
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
30.5.


FC Honka
vs
VPS

su
19:00
30.5.
Urho


FC Inter
vs
AC Oulu

ma
18:30
31.5.
Canal+


Haka
vs
MYPA

ma
20:30
31.5.
Urho






Kierros 8
Tampere United
vs
FC Lahti

pe
19:00
4.6.
Urho


AC Oulu
vs
FC Honka

la
19:00
5.6.
Urho


JJK
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
6.6.


HJK
vs
FF Jaro

su
18:30
6.6.


TPS
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
19:00
6.6.
Urho


MYPA
vs
KuPS

ma
18:30
7.6.
Canal+


VPS
vs
Haka

ma
20:30
7.6.
Urho







Kierros 9
FF Jaro
vs
JJK

pe
19:00
11.6.
Urho


FC Lahti
vs
AC Oulu

la
19:00
12.6.
Urho


KuPS
vs
FC Honka

su
19:00
13.6.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
Haka

su
19:00
13.6.


HJK
vs
MYPA

su
19:00
13.6.
Urho


Tampere United
vs
TPS

ma
19:00
14.6.
Canal+


FC Inter
vs
VPS

ma
19:00
14.6.
Urho






Kierros 10
JJK
vs
IFK Mariehamn

pe
19:00
18.6.
Urho


AC Oulu
vs
TPS

la
19:00
19.6.
Urho


MYPA
vs
FF Jaro

su
19:00
20.6.


FC Honka
vs
Tampere United

su
19:00
20.6.


FC Inter
vs
HJK

su
19:00
20.6.
Urho


Haka
vs
KuPS

ma
19:00
21.6.
Canal+


VPS
vs
FC Lahti

ma
19:00
21.6.
Urho







Kierros 11
TPS
vs
FF Jaro

ke
19:00
23.6.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
MYPA

ke
19:00
23.6.


HJK
vs
JJK

ke
19:00
23.6.


KuPS
vs
Tampere United

ke
19:00
30.6.


Haka
vs
FC Inter

ke
19:00
30.6.


FC Lahti
vs
FC Honka

ke
19:00
30.6.


VPS
vs
AC Oulu

pe
19:00
2.7.
Urho







Kierros 12
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: la, su ja ma


IFK Mariehamn
vs
FC Lahti

la
19:00
3.7.


FC Honka
vs
Haka

su
19:00
4.7.


FF Jaro
vs
KuPS

su
19:00
4.7.


TPS
vs
HJK

su
19:00
4.7.


MYPA
vs
FC Inter

su
19:00
4.7.


Tampere United
vs
VPS

ma
19:00
5.7.


JJK
vs
AC Oulu

ma
19:00
5.7.









































Kierros 13
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


HJK
vs
Tampere United

la
16:00
10.7.


Haka
vs
JJK

su
16:00
11.7.


KuPS
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
16:00
11.7.


AC Oulu
vs
FF Jaro

su
16:00
11.7.


VPS
vs
MYPA

su
16:00
11.7.


FC Lahti
vs
TPS

su
16:00
11.7.


FC Inter
vs
FC Honka

su
16:00
11.7.




Kierros 14
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


HJK
vs
KuPS

la
19:00
17.7.


Tampere United
vs
AC Oulu

su
18:30
18.7.


JJK
vs
VPS

su
18:30
18.7.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
18.7.


MYPA
vs
FC Honka

su
18:30
18.7.


TPS
vs
Haka

su
18:30
18.7.


FF Jaro
vs
FC Lahti

su
18:30
18.7.




Kierros 15
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


AC Oulu
vs
MYPA

pe
19:00
23.7.


Haka
vs
HJK

la
19:00
24.7.


FC Honka
vs
TPS

su
18:30
25.7.


JJK
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
25.7.


VPS
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
18:30
25.7.


FC Lahti
vs
KuPS

su
18:30
25.7.


FC Inter
vs
FF Jaro

su
18:30
25.7.






Kierros 16
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


HJK
vs
VPS

la
19:00
31.7.


KuPS
vs
AC Oulu

su
18:30
1.8.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
FC Honka

su
18:30
1.8.


FF Jaro
vs
Haka

su
18:30
1.8.


MYPA
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
1.8.


FC Lahti
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
1.8.


TPS
vs
JJK

su
18:30
1.8.





Kierros 17
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


Haka
vs
FC Lahti

pe
19:00
6.8.


AC Oulu
vs
HJK

la
19:00
7.8.


FC Honka
vs
FF Jaro

su
18:30
8.8.


Tampere United
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
18:30
8.8.


JJK
vs
MYPA

su
18:30
8.8.


FC Inter
vs
KuPS

su
18:30
8.8.


VPS
vs
TPS

su
19:00
8.8.




Kierros 18
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


HJK
vs
FC Honka

la
19:00
14.8.


Haka
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
15.8.


JJK
vs
KuPS

su
18:30
15.8.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
AC Oulu

su
18:30
15.8.


MYPA
vs
FC Lahti

su
18:30
15.8.


FC Inter
vs
TPS

su
18:30
15.8.


VPS
vs
FF Jaro

ma
19:00
16.8.















Kierros 19
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


FC Lahti
vs
HJK

la
19:00
21.8.


FC Honka
vs
JJK

su
18:30
22.8.


Tampere United
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
22.8.


KuPS
vs
VPS

su
18:30
22.8.


AC Oulu
vs
Haka

su
18:30
22.8.


FF Jaro
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
18:30
22.8.


TPS
vs
MYPA

su
18:30
22.8.




Kierros 20
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 1.6.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


MYPA
vs
Haka

la
19:00
28.8.


HJK
vs
IFK Mariehamn

su
18:30
29.8.


Tampere United
vs
FF Jaro

su
18:30
29.8.


JJK
vs
FC Lahti

su
18:30
29.8.


AC Oulu
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
29.8.


VPS
vs
FC Honka

su
18:30
29.8.


TPS
vs
KuPS

su
18:30
29.8.




Kierros 21
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 20.8.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


Haka
vs
VPS

la
19:00
11.9.


FC Lahti
vs
Tampere United

su
18:30
12.9.


FC Inter
vs
JJK

su
18:30
12.9.


FC Honka
vs
AC Oulu

su
18:30
12.9.


KuPS
vs
MYPA

su
18:30
12.9.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
TPS

su
18:30
12.9.


FF Jaro
vs
HJK

su
18:30
12.9.






Kierros 22
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 20.8.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


JJK
vs
FF Jaro

la
15:00
18.9.


Haka
vs
IFK Mariehamn

la
19:00
18.9.


MYPA
vs
HJK

la
19:00
18.9.


TPS
vs
Tampere United

su
15:00
19.9.


AC Oulu
vs
FC Lahti

su
18:30
19.9.


FC Honka
vs
KuPS

su
18:30
19.9.


VPS
vs
FC Inter

su
18:30
19.9.







Kierros 23
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 20.8.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, su ja ma


Suomen Cupin finalistit pelaavat 22.9. keskiviikkona 23. kierroksen liigaottelunsa.


TPS
vs
AC Oulu

ke
16:30
22.9.


HJK
vs
FC Inter

ke
18:30
22.9.


Tampere United
vs
FC Honka

ke
18:30
22.9.


KuPS
vs
Haka

ke
18:30
22.9.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
JJK

ke
18:30
22.9.
* siirretään


FF Jaro
vs
MYPA

ke
18:30
22.9.


FC Lahti
vs
VPS

ke
18:30
22.9.


* IFK - JJK siirretään Naisten Mestareiden Liigan ottelun johdosta






Kierros 24
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 20.8.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


JJK
vs
HJK

la
15:00
2.10.


Tampere United
vs
KuPS

la
19:00
2.10.


FC Inter
vs
Haka

la
19:00
2.10.


MYPA
vs
IFK Mariehamn

la
19:00
2.10.


FC Honka
vs
FC Lahti

su
18:30
3.10.


AC Oulu
vs
VPS

su
18:30
3.10.


FF Jaro
vs
TPS

su
18:30
3.10.





Kierros 25
Uudet tv-pelit valitaan 24.9.2010 pelipäivät ovat: pe, la, su ja ma


HJK
vs
TPS

la
15:00
16.10.


Haka
vs
FC Honka

la
15:00
16.10.


KuPS
vs
FF Jaro

la
15:00
16.10.


AC Oulu
vs
JJK

la
15:00
16.10.


VPS
vs
Tampere United

la
15:00
16.10.


FC Lahti
vs
IFK Mariehamn

la
15:00
16.10.


FC Inter
vs
MYPA

la
15:00
16.10.




Kierros 26
Koko kierros pelataan samanaikaisesti*. Tv-pelivalinnat tehdään ma 18.10.2010


FC Honka
vs
FC Inter

la
15:00
23.10.


Tampere United
vs
HJK

la
15:00
23.10.


JJK
vs
Haka

la
15:00
23.10.


IFK Mariehamn
vs
KuPS

la
15:00
23.10.


FF Jaro
vs
AC Oulu

la
15:00
23.10.


MYPA
vs
VPS

la
15:00
23.10.


TPS
vs
FC Lahti

la
15:00
23.10.





*Koko kierros siirtyy pelattavaksi sunnuntaille, mikäli jokin


joukkue pelaa Euroopan Liigan lohkopelivaiheessa torstaina 21.10.
















Goal-keeping African style

There is a clear explanation for higher than usual goal averages at African Nation´s Cup.

The quality of goalkeepers.

Here is Mozambique´s Kapango.

11.1.2010

Soviet Union on the year 2010




Ok, this is not football - related, but hilarious.

Komsomolskaja Pravda had predicted back in 1959 how Soviet Union would be on the year 2010. I will come back to this later, mean while an article in Finnish about this from Ilta-Sanomat.  
Food, cars and helicopters are free for everyone, and there is no alcohol allowed.
"

Näin Neuvostoliitossa piti olla vuonna 2010

Ilmaiset autot ja ruoka, sanatorio Marsissa, helikopterit kaikille...

07.01.2010 06:11, päivitetty 07.01. 15:40


 Arkistojen kätköistä on löytynyt todellinen helmi: Komsomolskaja Pravdan numero loppuvuodelta 1959. Erikoista lehdessä on, että se on päivätty 1.1.2010 ja erikoisnumero kertoo siitä, miltä elämän piti tänään näyttää Neuvostoliitossa.

Lehden kuvitteelliset artikkelit ovat täynnä naiivia tulevaisuudenuskoa ja neuvostopropagandaa - vailla pienintäkään aavistusta siitä, että koko maa lakkaisi olemasta jo 1991.

Vuonna 2010 Neuvostoliitossa elettäisiin lehden mukaan luontaisessa vaihdantataloudessa eikä rahaa olisi käytössä lainkaan. Rikollisuus olisi täysin tuntematon käsite ja kaikki raskas työ hoidettaisiin nerokkaiden koneiden avulla.

Yksityisomistusta ei tunnettaisi laisinkaan, vaan jopa autot olisivat yhteisessä käytössä.

Limusiini lainaan

Yhdessä artikkelissa kuvaillaan esimerkiksi kirjoittajan mielikuvitusmatkaa halki Moskovan.

Eräänä hetkenä kirjoittaja tajuaa, että hänen kadunvarteen jättämänsä auto onkin kadonnut, sillä jokin toinen neuvostokansalainen on tarvinnut sen omaan käyttöönsä. Mutta ei hätää, kyse ei ole varkaudesta, vaan kirjoittaja yksinkertaisesti ottaa seuraavan lähellään olevan auton omaan käyttöönsä - ja se osoittautuukin hulppeaksi viisipaikkaiseksi limusiiniksi.

Myös "kaupat" toimivat samalla periaatteella eli siis asiakkaan ei tarvitse maksaa niissä mitään, vaan kaikki käyvät vain yksinkertaisesti hakemassa kotiinsa sen, mitä tarvitsevat.

Lehden artikkelissa maalaillaan, kuinka kaupassa on nyt tavallista enemmän asiakkaita, koska on uusi vuosi. Normaalisti neuvostokansalainen nimittäin aterioi vuonna 2010 julkisissa ruokaloissa, mutta juhlan kunniaksi monet haluavat poikkeuksellisesti valmistaa jotain erityistä herkkua kotonaan.

Lehti ennusti kännykkäkulttuurin

Tekninen kehitys on edennyt sitä vauhtia, että ihmiset puhuvat toisilleen kannettavilla näköpuhelimilla - eli tämä veikkaus ei itse asiassa osu kovin kauaksi nykyisestä kännykkäkulttuurista.

Lehden toimittajat onnistuvat ennustamaan oikein myös vuoden, jolloin ihminen astuisi Kuuhun, vaikka tapahtuma sattui tasan kymmenen vuotta lehden ilmestymisen jälkeen.

Sen sijaan aivan oikein ei mennyt ensimmäisen kuukävelijän nimi ja kansallisuus. Lehden kuvitteellisen artikkelin mukaan 1969 Kuun pinnalle astui nimittäin neuvostokansalainen nimeltään Kirill Avgustov eikä suinkaan yhdysvaltalainen Neil Armstrong.

Ei alkoholia

Utopian mukaan vuonna 2010 neuvostokansalaiset liikkuvat paljon helikoptereilla, joita he lainaavat lukemattomista helikopteripisteistä. Lentämiseen tarvitaan tosin lupakirja, mutta koska neuvostokansalaiset ovat kaikki niin rehellisiä, kenellekään ei tule mieleenkään pyytää ketään esittämään omaa lupakirjaansa.

Yksi helikopterilentäjistä on 125-vuotias neuvostonainen, joka on ajan trendin mukaan elänyt huomattavan iäkkääksi ja on yhä kovassa kunnossa.

Terveyden säilyttämisessä neuvostokansalaisia auttaa, että maassa ei ole viimeiseen kymmeneen vuoteen käytetty lainkaan väkeviä alkoholijuomia, vaan alkoholia kuluu ainoastaan lääketieteellisiin tarkoituksiin.

Uutta puhtia parantolasta

Neuvostoliitossa on myös paljon elinsiirtoklinikoita, joissa ihmiset voivat käydä vaihtamassa kuluneita elimiään uusiin. Eikä kaikki terveydenhoito tapahdu suinkaan maan päällä, vaan myös Marsissa.

Lehdessä kuvataan, kuinka Marsiin on vastikään avattu ensimmäinen sanatorio (parantola) nimeltä Pozitron. Sanatoriossa asiakkaana olevat "työläiset ja insinöörit" saavat nauttia muun muassa "keinotekoisesta solariumista".

Pisimmällä on kuitenkin Kuun valloitus. Mielikuvituslehden mukaan Kuusta on tullut ihmisen toinen koti ja siellä on muun muassa lukuisia tehtaita, joissa hyödynnetään Kuun metalleja.

Neuvostotiedemiehet ovat utopian mukaan onnistuneet kehittämään myös menetelmän, jolla Siperian ikiroutaan jäätyneet mammutit herätetään henkiin.

Lehdessä maalaillaan, kuinka "Lämpölääketieteen instituutissa" on parhaillaan heräämässä henkiin yksi mammutti. Sen aivotoiminta on jo käynnistynyt ja uudeksi vuodeksi odotellaan sydänääniä. Moskovalaisille mammuttia luvataan esitellä jo vuoden 2010 helmi-maaliskuussa kaupungin eläintarhassa.

Siperian ikirouta sulaa sittenkin

Vaikka moni ennustus menee pieleen, lehti onnistuu kuvittelemaan hämmästyttävän kaukonäköisesti mielikuvan Siperian ikiroudan sulamisesta. Neuvostoutopian mukaan kyse ei tosin ole nykytiedemiehiä huolestuttavasta ilmaston lämpenemisestä, vaan neuvostotiedemiesten kehittämästä maalämpösysteemistä.

Lehti kuvailee, kuinka "atomit ja ihmiskäden lämpö" ovat lämmittäneet Siperian niin, että sadoilla hehtaareilla entistä tundraa kasvaa nyt ykkösluokan vehnää ja napapiirillä valmistaudutaan parhaillaan ensimmäisen sitrushedelmäsadon korjaamiseen."

South Korea - Finland friendly 18th Jan 2010 at Malaga



The teams have met twice and Finland is yet to score. 2-0 & 1-0 for Koreans. Hyypiä is out, Litmanen is in. More about this later but defence seems to be very shaky.

Finland lineup;

                           Gk Otto Fredrikson
  Jani Lyyski -  Ari Nyman   -  Markus Halsti   -  Joni Aho
Roni Porokara - Joel Perovuo - Juska Savolainen - J. Johansson
                             Jari Litmanen C -
                          Hermanni Vuorinen







Finland from;

Gk
Otto Fredrikson, Lilleström SK (30.11.1981) - 3 / 0
Lucas Hradecky, Esbjerg fB (24.11.1989) - 0 / 0

Defence
Joni Aho, FC Inter (12.4.1986) - 1 / 0
Markus Halsti, Malmö FF (19.3.1984) - 2 / 0
Paulus Arajuuri, Kalmar FF (15.6.1988) - 0 / 0
Jani Lyyski, Djurgårdens IF (16.3.1983) - 0 / 0
Ari Nyman, FC Inter (7.2.1984) - 20 / 0

Mf & strikers

Roni Porokara, Örebro SK (12.12.1983) - 9 / 2
Kasper Hämäläinen, Djurgårdens IF (8.8.1986) - 4 / 0
Joel Perovuo, Djurgårdens IF (11.8.1985) - 0 / 0
Juska Savolainen, Haugesund FK (1.9.1983) - 0 / 0
Sebastian Sorsa, HJK (25.1.1984) - 0 / 0

Jari Litmanen, FC Lahti (20.2.1971) - 129 / 31
Jonatan Johansson, - (16.8.1975) - 100 / 22
Hermanni Vuorinen, FC Honka (27.1.1985) - 0 / 0
Timo Furuholm, FC Inter (11.10.1987) - 0 /

South Korean team in the link

More experienced, yet experimenting with new players up front.


Prediction: South Korea will win. Waiting to see the handicaps.

10.1.2010

http://twitter.com/puntteri

Is another place to find updates and picks. Trying it out at the moment, not yet convinced that it is a solution for everything but checking it out. All free picks and previews are not published here anymore, something will be available on Twitter only.

It is an interesting option for those of you who have shown interest of live betting, especially when the Finnish season will start.

Here!

U18 at St. Petersburg: Finland - Belarus

The match is under way and Belarus leads 2-0 on the 2nd half.

Finland;
1 Saku-Pekka Sahlgren, Reima
15 Carl Jenkinson, Charlton Athletic
6 Lum Rexhepi, HJK
4 Samu Nieminen, JJK
3 Atte Hoivala, KuPS
9 Valmir Seferi, FC Honka
10 Rico Laitinen, FC Reipas
8 Santeri Ahola, HJK
13 Jesse Ahonen, HJK
16 Santeri Mäkinen, TPS
18 Teemu Pastila, MP